bywiseguidance

[Johto, have an intensely displeased (one might even say pissed off) and rumpled looking woman (is that a piece of ceiling tile caught in her hair...?)--glaring daggers at the door that has just been slammed in her face, because that's what you do.

She hadn't even finished asking her questions. Rude, not!Mom. Very rude. At least the strange-looking creature that had been shoved out the door with her was helpful enough to find in the spilled contents of her backpack and hand her this device that looks a lot like a very odd cell phone. It's already on and everything, not that Ziva's noticed, wound up as she is. Her voice is slightly hysterical when she speaks--and definitely agitated, because dammit she has a lot to be agitated about.]

This is absurd! I would think that this was a dream, that I hit my head in the explosion and for some reason I imagine this place instead of somewhere that would make sense...!

[Yup, too agitated to speak English properly it would seem. At least, that doesn't sound like a complete sentence, more like she trailed off mid-thought.]

I cannot believe this. And you...

[She glances down at the Pokemon by her side--though in confusion and not in anger, that seems to have mostly blown out of her.]

You look like something from one of McGee's computer games. [To herself:] Oh...I hope that he is all right.

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[TOGETHER WE SHALL SKIP THROUGH FIELDS OF WILDFLOWERS AND oh wait no we'll glare and shake our heads at all these shenanigans instead SOUNDS FUN. She facepalms--no infrastructure either this place is HORRIBLE.]

Noted.

[Though the pack is a bit extravagant for what she considers 'basics'. Blame Mossad survival training for that one. She sighs.]

At least it is not snowing yet. I will manage.

[Hell, she'll do more than manage, but.]

We've had our days of rain lately but for the most part the good weather's been holding. Hot as hell some days, though. The record's sitting somewhere around a hundred eleven.

[She is taking this very well. Vastly better than Albert did on his first day, considering he basically planted his feet in New Bark and refused to move until someone came down by air to get him.]

There anything you need? Besides the obvious of a knife, a ride, or a ticket home, none of which you're going to get.

[Wry smile.]

I am of the desert. The heat is nothing I am not used to.

[She shakes her head.]

I have been taught survival methods since I was a child. Inconvenient though it may be, I should at least be able to travel three days without incident.

I am of the humid continental. Give me a comfortable seventy-five and sunny any day.

[But seriously, Ziva, way to be confident and capable even after showing up here, getting the phenomenally stupid rundown, and also having been blown up immediately prior to arrival. You are quickly working your way onto Albert's coveted "People I Hate Least" list.]

If you're out there and you start noticing a ringing in your ears, headache, disorientation, light sensitivity, nausea — you get on this line and send up an SOS.

[It's not like the getting blown up part is anything new for her. And it's a dramatic improvement over the last time she was in mortal peril. Jewish woman held captive in Somalia, not fun.

and does she get a certificate for that 'cause she'll totally put it with the 'people Gibbs will snipe someone's shit out for' one.]

I will indeed do that. I would rather not pass out unknown in the middle of nowhere. That really would ruin my day.

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[And it's not like he knows any of that and also he is a trained medical professional and ~~loves everyone like Gandhi~~ a staunch pacifist so hey, the less mortal peril anybody is in the better.

And yes that is approximately how exclusive the list is, she will be receiving her membership card in three to five business days.]

Be pretty uncomfortable, too.

[Did she just snark he is pretty sure she just snarked. A+ WOULD ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION AGAIN.]

[She'll drink to that, even if she is very much not a pacifist.

sweeeeeet do we get decoder rings too?]

With the way my luck has seemed to run lately, I would wake up to a rock in my back and my partner laughing at me. Yes, that is best avoided.

[Yes. Because he is a nerd.]

Your partner McGee?

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He is too polite. [Not to mention very respectful of Ziva's skill at revenge.] No, my other partner. We are a four-person team. The leader--Gibbs, myself, McGee, and Tony DiNozzo. He would be the one laughing. And perhaps referencing some movie or other.

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