[COME LIVE WITH HIM AND BE HIS "THIS IS MADNESS" BUDDY, ZIVA. HIS SOUL RAISES ITS VOICE IN SONG AT THE PRESENCE OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO FIND THIS SO UTTERLY STUPID.]
All right, you want the basics, here's what you need to know in a nutshell. You're standing in a town called New Bark. Nearest city to you is three days west on foot. No, there's no car, train, bicycle, rickshaw, magical friendly unicorn, roller skates, streetcar, or any other form of public transit that it would actually make sense to install between your major population centers. The vast majority of what you'll be doing is walking, unless you get lucky and make a friend with something that flies — for most people, that means giant birds. Your travel basics are in your pack, your...chompy-thing is what you'll use for personal security on your way through the dark woods, and when you're out foraging for food, don't eat the native berries.
And if fortune smiles down on you with somebody offering a free ride to Goldenrod City, take it. It's about the only tolerable place in the whole region.
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All right, you want the basics, here's what you need to know in a nutshell. You're standing in a town called New Bark. Nearest city to you is three days west on foot. No, there's no car, train, bicycle, rickshaw, magical friendly unicorn, roller skates, streetcar, or any other form of public transit that it would actually make sense to install between your major population centers. The vast majority of what you'll be doing is walking, unless you get lucky and make a friend with something that flies — for most people, that means giant birds. Your travel basics are in your pack, your...chompy-thing is what you'll use for personal security on your way through the dark woods, and when you're out foraging for food, don't eat the native berries.
And if fortune smiles down on you with somebody offering a free ride to Goldenrod City, take it. It's about the only tolerable place in the whole region.